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The whole story started on a sunny day when four dudes went to the beach to relax and drink so very good beverages. These beverages were known in that country as beer but not the kind of beer that we are drinking here! It was a very special beer that makes them see things that aren't real. In fact, it was making them hallucinate. So, our four "drunkies" were having a good time on the beach until Yanbouch realized that had lost the beer. So his three friends were so upset that they wanted to do anything to recover their sacred beverages until they could find who was the responsible one and make him pay for this terrible crime of high treason. The reason why they were so upset is because beer is a god in their weird civilization. As a matter of fact, they were believing a lot in their god named Mr. Molson. As soon as they realized that they did a sin against their religion, they left the beach and went in the home of their god (the restroom of the church) and they told him the problem. At eleven am , Mr. Molson told them the good way to follow and told them that they must recover their beer within twenty-four hours or it will be prohibited for them to drink any kind of alcohol for the rest of their life.

First, they started to walk around to find some valuable clues. The first one they found was a beer commercial in the metro and just under this giant ad someone had written "You'll find your soul in the nature". Then, our four courageous "drunkies" were all mixed up in their mind. They went into the woods and tried to find the answer of the clue. They looked everywhere: under every trees, rocks, leaves, and they even looked in the anus of every animals. By the end of the day, they had only found a old can of beer in the stomach of a squirrel . In their way back home they found a speaking doll. They kidnapped her to the home of our heroes. Once in the house, they started the interrogation of the doll. Barbara, the doll, was a tough girl and she didn't wanted to tell anything. In response of her non-cooperation, Kournouch decided to do some heavy methods that consisted in four-steps of torture until she gives the answer of their questions. But in the morning Tit-binouch woke his "drunky friends" at 10:30 and informed them that in no way the doll was going to cooperate. Finally in a desperate way before being forever bereft of beer, they went back one last time on the beach to try to find their precious beer. As they were walking on the beach Froudch slipped on something. They started to dig into the sand and finally they found the beer. It was still cold and in no time our four heroes restarted drinking. But Tit-binouch remembered that it was him wanted to put the box into the sand to keep it cold. And while they were sleeping off the effects of beer, some kids made a castle of sand over the box of beer...

"It is weird to think about all the things you would do for some beer, isn'it?"